Well they definitely fought for the freedom to miss jokes.

Obama only got through on the 16th attempt. Tim Howard blocked all the other calls.

Kind of ironic given Bosh has been playing like he has a stress fracture in his vagina for at least 12 months.

I see it.

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."

"El palo es Argentina!!!"

Fuck eating. I always wonder when all the characters in action movies get the time to shit. Did the Joker take a dump in Harvey Dent's hospital room bathroom before he blew the place up? Did Batman remember to go #2 before putting on his outfit?

I believe that the same people who claim that the world is "forcing" soccer down their throat also are climate change deniers who believe that the "Big Gay Agenda" is running their precious 'Murica into the ground. They may also root for a college football team from a school that they never attended.

Costa Rica probably represents the best shot at having our region not look like the kids on the short bus

You are completely missing the fact that their is also a trail in the court of public opinion

Let's be honest, that trail eventually ends up giving you dysentery.

They should have motioned to have the trail moved to Oregon.

Exactly, yes. That's precisely what I meant, and I could kick myself for doing what I find so annoying in other people online: boiling everything down to a single pithy sentence that can be easily misconstrued. Bay is very talented in several areas, or else his films wouldn't be grossing billions of dollars. But he is…

Bay is not that talented, thoughtful or deep. If there was any message about smashing the patriarchy or post-industrial crony capitalism, it was completely accidental.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

This dude's gonna be seriously bummed out someday if he has to move to another city when his company gives him a promotion or someth- oh, wait, never mind.

Pictured: The confluence of the Allegheny, the Ohio and a 12-pack of Iron City.

3:00 ftw

Oh I get it now. Their Instagram would have more common sense if they stopped using the Noblesavage filter!

... embedded throughout their rich history as the original Americans.