Damn, that poor kid. The emailer really should have found a bathroom and had him get cleaned up before sending him back to the hotel. Could have used Scalia's bathroom, he probably shits himself all the time and has cleanup facilities in place.

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Daniel Harris is a writer, in shorter-form and about sport, mainly for The Guardian. His most recent book, The Promised Land, tells the story of Manchester United's treble season, and he can be found on Twitter @DanielHarris.

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I think Spain continues the downward spiral with a loss to Chile today. Or maybe I just hope that.

I refuse to believe that last one is in Miami given that none of the folks got up and left 3/4 of the way through.

This movie (Dredd) deserved all the success :

Having LeBron on a team for a number of years leaves the same effect strip mining does on a field. Look at how absolutely decimated the Cavs were when he left despite being a perennial contender prior. Had to rebuild every player (save Anderson Varejao) in order just to, well, they're still rebuilding actually after…

HA HA what will be funny is Mexico advances and the U.S. doesn't lol. Now that will be hilarious.

In defense of common sense though, even Ray Charles could have seen that was a terrible fucking call.

He just saved Marcelo from getting killed by his own fans — at least until one of them gives him syphilis.

Pitbull? More like Punchabull.

Reasons to play the lottery from time to time: This post.

But they ARE cowardly clown frauds. Fuck the Heat. LeBron will always be a pansy-ass mothertrucker despite his incredible talent because he requires Bosh and Wade to win championships. Wade is a pussay who only turns it on when their backs are against the wall. And fuck their whole team for trying to coast and only…

Elegantly said.

Also, Fuck LeBron and Melo.

For me, if this happens, this further tarnishes James's "legacy" for his critics.

They already have The Big Four

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. ABBA is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. John Mellencamp is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Maybe let's not put so much stock by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.