Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Like most people, I work on a pay-as-you-go basis. And don't get me started on de-escalators. They never work in this building.

Jerry Jones just signed that dog to a 5-year, $12 million contract. The dog immediately tore all 4 ACLs.

Pretty good tackle, but not perfect. I'd rate it a...

Aziz Ansari is not funny, at all.

I mean, you really don't think a sports business reporter could be, y'know, reporting sports business news, instead of drawing a six-figure paycheck to rephrase PR emails?

People with his physicality and body count do not tend to be the victims in prison. But otherwise, your adolescent joke is ... still not funny.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

But, I just want the Spurs to smash the Heat in their mouths. Is that too much to ask?

I liked normal Willow, but this particular version of her always sends shivers down my spine (in a good way), goodness is she hot in that particular role.

"all we can do, in her sacrifice, is to make sure that it never happens again."

I reject the idea of horse racing. The end.

Pacific Rim? Complex? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It helps that not only was it a marketable name but it was made by a director who "gets" Godzilla and then preceded to make the High Budget bad ass Godzilla movie everyone has always wanted to see...

I've always wanted to know what it would be like to read Dr. Seuss in longform.

And here is the problem in a nutshell.

Grierson isn't getting a pizza roll

I live in Houston, I cant be crossing the street for every motherfucker with a face tattoo.