I also hate breeders who use child-bearing as an excuse for everything.  Well, hate is a strong word, but I find them annoying.

LOVE the trap door idea.  But sadly, it won’t do much good to send any of Trump’s spawn to the federal joint as long as he’s got the pardoning pen.

Lol... no I don’t recall any of that. But I’d sure like to!

Chick Fil-A sooo overrated.  It’s like the Emperor wears no clothes

Right?? Sadly, I spent about $1,500 putting a new starter in the old whip...literally 3 weeks before I totaled it :-/. Then again, it’s possible that was factored into my insurance payout...

I had this same problem with my trusty ol’ 2006 Acura TSX. I was indecisive for years and kept pumping money into it to keep it alive 1 more year.

Then don’t have a wedding if you can’t afford it.

Um... a married household making $151,000 is absolutely part of the middle class.  Aim higher for chrissakes

*Needs help walking UNLESS there’s an ocean nearby.

Don’t forget Colin Quinn. Least funny man alive.

Agreed. Although I’d probably still kill myself after being force-fed the band’s aerial travel poop.  No way I recover from that.

FLORIDA med school tho

Keep in mind the judge is not, himself, a rapist (to my knowledge). I agree he deserved to be removed from the bench but your proposed rule seems a bit arbitrary and disproportionately harsh. The man already lost his livelihood and reputation for crying out loud. Let him move on.

Or... at least you WERE a public servant!  Still counts!

AND/OR she’s an opportunistic butthole who found her pseudo-journalistic niche. She sure as hell wouldn’t be the first.

Done and done, my friend

But if that’s the case then why did the study find that “...men often reported lower levels of pain than women”?  Shouldn’t men be reporting MORE pain? 

Or a dung beetle

Yeah, or if you DO bang someone else right off the bat, don’t broadcast it all over the interweb.

OR, third option, your case gets dismissed and you get nada.