You’re a gross troll.

Bonus stars for the Latin use of “peni.” How apropos.  

I was with you until the whole “respect all theology” part. I’m done coddling those mental midgets and treating their make-believe nonsense with faux reverence.

Well, you sound pretty horrible.

An awful person?? Isn’t that a bit harsh? The man was Obama’s veep for 8 years and I never heard ANY criticism of him or his past legislative accomplishments. You’re engaging in counterproductive in-fighting instead of a robust civil debate. Thanks for helping re-elect Prez Blumpkin.

Respectfully, I do not understand the level of Biden-hatred you emit. Seems like it’s gotten to the point where Jez won’t even entertain the legitimacy of any male candidates for POTUS.

Your heart may be in the right place but this is a tad disturbing.

Actually... that could make for a pretty cool cage match!  Isn’t DeBlasio like 7 feet tall?

Please tell us more folksy Kentucky-isms.  I can’t get enough.

Curious that he would want to cryogenically freeze his dong for use in the future (per the NY Times article). One would think a futuristic robot dick would be preferable to a prehistoric micro-peen with freezer burn.

Can you imagine the diaper bills??  Also, college.

I guess the scam relies on the laziness and incompetence of those tasked with vetting it.

Possibly a dumb question here but here goes: whilst attempting to ford said river, why don’t these hikers tie a carabiner to their body or otherwise fasten themselves to the rope so they can’t get pulled downstream?? Seems like a common sense precaution.

No question he’s a monster but it still grosses me out that everyone is so bloodthirsty and barbaric about this.  A suicide attempt is still a very dark, grisly thing.

Stating the obvious here but the “starting center for the NY Knicks” is a shit example. The mere fact that he’s on a NBA team means he’s loaded and can afford whatever seats he wants. The fact that he’s a starting player means he’s loaded AF. 

THANK YOU. This is how the airlines win: pit us against each other in a selfless race to the bottom.

But what if they say “no”? I’m all for giving the guy behind me a warning, but I’m not about to lay my fate in the capricious hands of the person sitting behind me. In my experience, a sizable percentage of travelers are self-centered ass hats, so the odds are fairly good that you’ll get an answer you don’t want.

what 

But this was supposed to be... a comedy special?  How far down the contrition path can someone go during a standup routine before it’s simply unwatchable?

To whom though?  Didn’t he already apologize to Jane Doe multiple times??