Lol. My exact reaction... every time.

And nice views of the towering cock across the river

Good stuff here, gentlemen. Keep it coming

Few things are more despicable than orthodox Jezebel consensus on issues such as these. Ok fine, lots of things are more despicable, but it’s still annoying and pompous. Shit is more complex than they’re making it. I pity the woman.

$20 says Dolezal winds up in Trump’s cabinet by the end of the year.

Makes sense. A fellow prisoner managed to hang A.H. by the neck without making him angry or leaving any marks, and then proceeded to barricade him inside his cell from the inside, and then flushed himself down the toilet. OBV

Or that 17 asswipes actually starred his/her comment. Jagoffs!

Shut up, nerd

They do not.

As opposed to passively fucking him? [shudder]

Shut up, nerd

It’s absolutely about that. He wants her as a (reluctant) trophy.

“Seems like a logical defense to me! I vote to acquit.”

Harsh...

Stop feeding the malignant troll!

You’re a malignant troll.

I get the feeling this will fall on deaf ears, but might the author be overreacting just a bit to the young man’s “flirtatious tone” outside the theater? I mean... really? He said he liked her goddamn triangle. Does that have some hidden meaning I’m not aware of? Secondly, she flat out said that man and woman were…

Correction: stand-up comedy is not for people who lack a sense of humor. This ain’t got shit to do with whether one believes in progress.

“Intersectionality” = academic gobbledygook

I think the real story here is “Manafort Shand.” What the shit kind of name is that!?