80 degrees in L.A.? Cry me a goddamn river

The cream always rises to the top!

Um...

Maybe cuz they sing like girls? And not in the endearing, Led Zeppelin way...

Same

I’m pleased to learn that I, too, have successfully encapsulated myself in a bubble that has kept me safe from what appears to be god awful millennial trash-rock.

Haha good point. That was lost on me.

“I went to a WWE thing in Jersey once and I got so shitfaced that I was ready to storm the ring to defend D-Generation X against THE CORPORATION and those vile McMahons. Booing while drunk is the best kind of booing you can do.”

The classy term is “bladder” of wine, not “bag.”

Bout damn time we started looting!

The Crave box seems just fine to me! Incidentally, I’m an uncultured scumbag.

That would be a pretty fantastic prelude to a second Civil War.

Hmmm... interesting prediction

May they all burn.

Um.. explain please?

Probably best to stay away. I was on that shit for years and all it did was give me the jitters and make me pee and sweat a lot. Oh yeah, it also got me through college, the LSAT and law school, but did I mention I peed a lot?

Enter Buzz Killington

Funny, that’s my city’s motto too!

The sports analogy is apt. Whether it’s Republicans vs. Democrats or Christians vs. Muslims, the dumb rubes of our country never pass up a chance to divide an immensely complex nation into TWO sides. Go team!!!

The horror...