The best Garfield is Garfield Minus Garfield.

Uuuuggghhhh...I got three panels in and had to quit. Ugly art. Ugly typeface. Overly verbose. Its as if someone commissioned a lab to design a comic to be as awful as possible.

Like the Cowboys, it coasts by on it’s accomplishment from decades ago. What really separates Calvin and Hobbes from Peanuts is that Watterson never whored it out into 5 millions terrible animated TV/movie specials and turned its characters into corporate mascots, and that he knew it was better to quit while…

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

I can’t fix the idiotic typo, and I can’t try to post another Costas image. Thanks, Kinja.

Plot twist: but the wish was to be told off by a major leaguer.

I can see The Onion headline now.

I’ve always been partial to the Iced variety.

Swiss Cake Rolls or GTFO

I’m sure there are plenty of people that use their points balance as a personal Amazon rewards system, i.e. they will only buy something when they’ve accumulated enough points, rather than buy it and redeem the points for a statement credit. For those people, the cost just went up 25%, and Amazon will have to pay out…

Everyone watching this video:

HE DIDN’T FALL GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU EVEN POST THIS

Starting it off early this year.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Can’t pour cheese on Lucky Charms.

Tim Tebow is in love. She throws just like he does

What milestone officially makes you an adult? I’m of the opinion that once you happily pass up quality sex so you can get to bed before 10p, you’re grown up.