14 hours from NYC. lololololol

tongue-in-cheek while people are being possibly murdered. cool story bro.

wat

Shhh. You’re angry, I get it. But shhh.

Glad I don’t work in whatever shit hole you work at. (If you work at home, then I’m extra glad to not be there)

Cool way to deflect the blame of climate change, but yeah, go for it if it makes you feel better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wrong

3-1 lead.

Whose baseball chin is this?

No. Try again.

I had Subway at the airport. Not bad!

Brandon Marshall seems like an awesome guy. And CenturyLink sucks, so whatever.

but there’s a certain level of human violence I’m willing to accept from my sports. I don’t know how I define that line, but I know when I feel it’s been crossed, and I felt that last night, as the hits to Newton spoiled what was a pretty damn good football game

“This girl”. Lmao. You lost all credibility you might’ve had.

never heard of it

i puked

Can I be a blithering idiot about people who say soccer is boring then, too? I can, because America!

Yeah, no. Swing and a miss.

no but using “an crime” should be a crime. go to bed

You’re 0-2 now, want to keep trying?