1) if I played basketball, I would do whatever I could to play for Gregg Popovich.

Luckily, a photographer from Calvin Klein was on hand to give Bieber some extra wood.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

14 hours from NYC

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

If you’re hanging out here commenting with us, I’d go with outrage.

Then goddamnit; something needs to be done about this outrage!

Props to the NFL for being able to make something Gary Bettman is doing look halfway competent

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses

Good video!

Holy god, watching that video was an amazing display of 1970s technology and a generally disinterested play by play guy, enveloped in the oddest choice of music and graphics.

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

This is speck tackler. +1

...will reportedly replace him with retread Bruce Arena

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.

Well, it truly was the wind getting knocked out of him. Through the hole in the lung.

“she boiled a pot of water. Then, she walked over to Smith and poured it on him. When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.”

Yeah, no change.