+1..,&5Aaaas3%

I felt really guilty voting for the bear who ate the monkey but deep down I knew it was the right choice.... It’s like picking Adrian Peterson 1st overall in fantasy.

Donger dings dickhead, declared delightful.

I’ve told you a million times not to exaggerate...

It’s not that hard. You just have to be funny.

Jabroni is #10

Ordinarily I would never advocate striking a child yet here we are.

You have the sense of humor of a fucking IT department

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

That second free throw was his Jordan flu game moment.

Well, suddenly, I take these two gentlemen less seriously as sports intellectuals.

So much dust. So much goddamn dust.

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This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.

Olbermann’s story about that video:

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.