OK, but the 10-year plan here is objectively bad, and ignores basic realities of both economics and physics.

Tim Kaine: “I have never worn blackface.”

Basically it’s the same as Christian fundamentalism, but since it’s practiced mostly by brown people it’s ok.

“Now they’ll love me!” *chugs from chardonnay bottle* “2020 is my year! Those rubes’ll-” *trips, falls on coffee table, passes out*

“Let’s raise” *HIC* “Another glass to thissss” *GULP* “Future president!” *SOBS*

“At least I won...” *SIP* “the popular vote!” *GLUG*

I guess he and Hillary Clinton should start a club, then.

So that was the least defeated-looking frame of Bernie you could find?

Here’s another unfalsifiable, fear-mongering climate report.

Go outside Rafi.

Magazines are untrackable and don’t need ID to purchase, and since the dealer did everything they were supposed to, there’s no reason that they should be sued for selling the gun. The Air Force suit is more important in this case.

Sorry homie, we’re all on the Kavanaugh standard now. Fairfax has been credibly accused of rape.

Ha ha ha, fucking Democrats, man.

I like how the modern Democratic party is a choice between out of touch octogenarians and socialist psychopaths.

Dr Ford was a walking bullshit sandwich.

For his next press conference he’s working on a killer Michael Jackson routine that’s really gonna turn this thing around.

Because, as I keep saying to you nitwits, they need to appear unbiased to get people to even consider watching them.  If I know that the Washington Post is always going to take one side of an issue, then there’s not a whole lot of incentive for me to read them.

So the Bud Light Knight is Prince that was Promised, right?

Oh Kotaku, you used to be so relevant.

Uh huh.  Still no word about the antifa guy who pulled a gun on two cops in a middle school getting shot, or the bombs that got planted around the police station in retaliation?