It truly is fascinating to see someone write so much and say almost nothing of value. 

“Sir, could you kindly refrain from flapping your wrists at me?”

The BEST of Monday’s. 

Kinda like slavery, right Kanye?

Her name is Rachel Maddow thank you very much

If Donald Trump were immortal and there were no Constitutional term limits, he could win 499 presidential elections in a row.

Running away as fast as possible from a group of National Guard soldiers firing copious amounts of tear gas at them. 

But with fifteen thousand more words than necessary.

Dreaded doesn’t handle it like an adult when people disagree with him.   

Yes, because it’s sad when people lose all their shit, and that still applies to people who make horrible mistakes on election day. Especially when you do not in fact know how any of these people voted. And while they are in the minority, I would bet my life there is at least one registered Democrat in the flood zone.

Nothing will ever be.  If there was such an amount, we’d actually be in danger of ending this identity conflict and moving on as a society.  We can’t have that now, can we?

OH GREAT, WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME THE INDIANS TRIED TO FIGHT WHITE SUPREMACY

Sharia is just The Ten Commandments but in the Quran. Sharia is actually a super beneficial and positive thing for communities, Muslim or not.

Honestly don’t get what the problem with having a little chardonnay is so whatever.

This is so over-the-top I am having a hard time believing it.  

This story is beyond fake. 

“Grow a pair, asshole.”

So, because Jack Crosbie is pants-shittingly frightened of firearms (and probably should be, like all frightened Brooklyn based millennial bloggers), that means that I should not have a handgun either? I get it that you’re terrified, but you can fuck right off when it comes to my constitutionally recognized rights,…

I mean, how long has this media environment existed? 20 years? This could all just be a long-overdue correction. Maybe we’re not supposed to have hundreds of thousands of people working in media. Maybe we’re supposed to have a small number of trusted sources. I’m not saying we need to go back to three networks, but…

This guy was a refrigerator technician in the Army that never deployed and went AWOL multiple times before he was discharged.