Does Splinter have tenure or something?

But I like my plan.  Besides, my company already pays the lion’s share of my medical costs.  Isn’t that what you want anyway?

“Losers”

I’m beginning to think that Democrats aren’t reacting well to the 2016 election.

Black man can’t catch a break in this country...

Well, now that he’s a private citizen and actually has to pay for this....

This is why “free college” misses the point completely. It’s not about the education, it’s about the diploma being a ticket into upper-middle class and beyond.  You think making your local community college free is going to stop this kind of behavior?

God damn you are the most boring person in the world.

Sure buddy. That’s why last time I was in the Vatican my wife got hounded by nuns for having exposed hair and ankles ;)

America. What’s your point?

Nope. Because we’re not Islamic.

Well, one country is deeply influenced by Islamist philosophy.

Sorry, I must have gotten the wrong idea from every Islamic country ever.

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump having a very fine Monday.

That sort of depends on where you are presently Islaming.

Eh, find me the guy out there who’s currently getting the Bob Mueller tattoo removed.

“There are very fascinating people outside who for so many years have spoken about an Islam that is oppressive, that lessens and isolates women,” Omar told the crowd. “And today they gather outside to protest a Muslim woman who is in Congress.”

This is worse than that time we all died when we moved our embassy to Jerusalem

Fucking asshole centrists be all like, “You can’t impeach someone without an actual crime.”

I’d subscribe if Apple includes Alex Jones in the package.