The egging, ultimately facilitated greater support for the victims of the attacks—including nearly $80,000 raised to buy Egg Boy more eggs, which Connolly said will be donated to the victims.

Spending 2 years on a silver-bullet fantasy of sending Trump to jail (instead of answering the question of why you lost in 2016) seems like fucking it up...

It’s kinda funny that, two years removed from 2016, Democrats still don’t understand why they lost the presidency.

Outside of a popular uprising—which, I cannot stress enough, would be vastly preferable to waiting around for an election

“Well, it doesn’t explicitly say he didn’t do it, so he’s probably guilty.”

“Just because there’s no evidence doesn’t mean that he’s not guilty!”

Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the salt.

My bad, it was sooner.

“Ha ha ha, dumb Trumpkins! It was never about Russian collusion!”

You’re making me have to agree with Trogdor, and I don’t like that.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Sir, I am still awaiting the submission of the last 10 years of your bank statements and tax returns. Please reply promptly so as not to imply your guilt in tax fraud.

“If only they had voted for Hillary, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Ham, you’re off your antidepressants again.

Your timing is *smacks lips like french chef sampling vichyssoise*

When the report fizzles, could we get a collection of stupid Mueller-worshiping bullshit people did (tattoos of Mueller, kids named after him, etc.)

What is sufficient to settle the matter permanently?

He’s like the youth pastor that wheelies a BMX bike into bible study while wearing a backwards baseball cap, but he wants to be the President of the United States.

It’s like she wants Yellow Vest protests in America, but instead of bricks everyone has rifles.

You sound like you think Christchurch is in America.