I don't think it sounds hopelessly sentimental. I think it sounds great! I wish I could be as lucky as you were to find that with a doppelganger of (the very attractive) Aubrey Plaza!

I don't mean he doesn't sexually excite me. He's hot, it's fine in that front. And I really like that he's short because it leads to cool new positions.

I hate getting nudes from people before I get a chance to sleep with them. I like the surprise!

Like they fucked you while wearing a mink coat?

3. The past few weeks I have been seeing a pretty cute guy I have referred to around here as “the twink”. And here’s the thing: he’s cute, funny, fun to be around with, he really likes me and sex is great. There’s nothing bad about him, but he doesn’t excite me. And I don’t know what to do about that. I keep thinking…

2. Long time readers might remember the girl I’d been When Harry Met Sallying for the last ten years. When we finally did try something real last year, it failed pretty spectacularly and it ended with me kicking her out of the apartment because I couldn’t handle the nonstop arguing over nothing. That led to some more…

The Three Affairs of Trodiz

The fact that she kinda resembles Ellie Kemper and is relentlessly upbeat makes me think she's secretly an Australian Mole Woman and the other characters haven't figured it out yet.

If you can't stand the characters now, I assure you that you will actively hate them by the end. Having said that, I at least felt the last episode fleshes out what makes Mickey do the things she does, and made me sympathize with her a bit more. Gus remains a childish jerk though.

I completely agree with you that unattractive women get the short thrift in Hollywood, compared to unattractive men.

I somehow found even her bald, junkie ex to be more attractive than Rust. He's just so absurdly unappealing!

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I doubt they'll take it as far, but it'd be nice if this was to Stephen King what Fargo is to the Cohen Brothers.

It'll probably end with Dr. Mrs. The Monarch going after Rusty and Blue Morpho intervening, until she finds out who he is. I don't expect to see the fallout form this until next season though (in 2020!).

I saw Brick Frog, but nice catch with Jagermeister!

I'm pretty sure I heard "YOU CARNIVWHORES!"

Old White-Hair Dante or New Twink Dante? I think I might need a link if it's the latter.

You should ask a Portuguese person if you ever get the chance though. Their Portuguese is a bit different (not unlike the difference between English English and American English) and generally resist loanwords, so they might have some goofy name for twinks there.

To be fair, a few factors do make it a bit less coincidental: (i) it was Carnival, when it’s really common for people to travel around, and many do go back to their hometowns; (ii) flights were obscenely expensive on Friday and Saturday, so it’d make sense for us to book the Sunday flight instead (literally 10 times…

Things with the twink are going all right. I stand by everything I said about him before, but he’s nice, and he likes me, which counts for a lot. A couple of weeks ago he texted me saying he’s really enjoying being with me, and was wondering if I felt the same, and I replied that I like him, and also enjoy spending…