Sorry to disappoint you, but just as the Portuguese word for "gay" is "gay", the Portuguese word for "twink" is "twink". We have tons of slang for other things, but some we just didn't bother to make up new words for.

Haven’t had as much going on in my life as in the last few weeks. Mostly been non-stop working, and when I get some time off I either spend it by myself or hang out with the twink I’m still seeing.

See, watching this episode, I thought it was supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek way to show what a hip, cool new series of the X-Files would look like. Two new sexy young agents fighting 21st century issues like Muslim terrorists and such, while keeping the series’ paranormal twist. So sorta like a Fringe episode? And I…

You can probably start watching at Iowa (maybe catch the last five minutes of the previous episode?) and be fine. I have found the episodes since the Winter break to be way better than the early season stuff.

I want to ship them just so I can call them MoCca.

I sing that all the time too!

Playing Metal Gear Solid while marathoning Queer as Folk sounds like my idea of a perfect day.

Check you out!

I kinda liked Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter! Yes, it was surprisingly historically accurate and serious for about half of it, but I thought that made it all the better when the movie got crazy stupid towards the end.

Conversely, Bitch Hunter would make a fantastic feature-length movie.

Well, then why are you making your sex life so lame? GO SEX UP SOME HOTTIES!

Well, to be fair, I think he only douched himself Thursday and Saturday nights. On Friday he was pretty confident he could do it, we took a chance and it turned out okay!

Haha, my sex life is all right but I’m far from Idiotking. Just a nerd slut in Brazil!

It’s going okay. He’s still really fun to fuck and generally pretty nice, and still pretty dumb and shallow. He came over Thursday night and I fucked him. Then Friday night he had an after work drink thing with some of his friends and so I went (in retrospect, too soon to meet his friends). It was nice, and afterwards…

I dont' know, blumkin is a completely gross thing that I would never believe someone would actually do. I mean, can you imagine the smell? UGH

OH SHIT! Of course! Man, I would have never figured that one out. Thanks!

I think I'll try again one more time tonight after work, then ask for the big hint. Unless you can think of a little hint!

Yeah, I cheated on that one because I figured that by finding the twig I had already figured out the puzzle. I just didn't want the work of drawing it out. Generally, though, I try not to look up any answers unless I can justify it through laziness.

Now I feel extremely dumb for never having picked up that Monstroso was a mix of Kinfpin and Daredevil. Specially since I am a huge Daredevil fan. I mean the guy is a gigantic mob boss type who's also a lawyer with a devil motif… it wasn't even subtle.

I didn't know Tobias Whale! I thought it was just the Kingpin.