That would still involve clasping Oprah hands. Maybe a spit roast situation could work, but IT'S STILL GROSS.

Please, feel free to weird up the comment section! JOIN US! Plus, this week’s letter is about sounding, there’s no way your comments will top that weirdness.

I was looking for a way to send you my Facebook account without posting my real name in the Savage Love comments, of all places, but I guess your penis has once again fucked everything up for everyone. THANKS A LOT.

Me and my brother never discussed our sexualities with one another, which I think is why we both kind of knew we were hiding something from each other, since we talk about literally everything else. Honestly, considering we're otherwise very close, it's weird how long we took to acknowledge the gay elephant in the…

Sure, sounds fun. Honestly, you had me at "blonde", but I'll pretend it was the "smart, liberal, Bloomberg" stuff that caught my attention.

Cute blond twink in Rio during Carnival? Boy, that kid's asshole will never be the same.

I just hope he doesn't think twinks can be for two things!

"[…]bigger[…]. Not huge. But it has a bump and seems crooked to me and I think the tip is too big."

At the same time? That's weirdly hot! I'm sorry about before, I am beginning to appreciate your disturbing interests now.

My apartment isn't great (it's essentially a hotel room), but the location is amazing, so I don't mind staying there for six more months, while I look for something bigger.

You should hire sex worker brothers!

Eh, it’s been all right. The good stuff is basically all up there, with my newfound fraternal closeness and the super cute twink. The rest is fine.

(Eeeewwwww. Sicko.)

Yep, only sibling. It was fun so far, as he started telling me about some of the guys he dated (one of whom I met!). Our parents won't be thrilled about this, but that's another bridge that I'll cross when I get to.

Thanks! It was at first mildly embarassing, then we started talking about our parents, family stuff, and how we both knew about each other. That was a bit of a heavy conversation (for context, we were both very drunk in a very upscale Japanese restaurant that had terrible service but amazing food). But then we quickly…

Yeah, I'm definitely aware of the bi prejudice, which is why I usually don't tell guys or girls about it straight away. In this case, I only told him so early because I got drunk when we were texting (ah alcohol, the cause of all my problems…). He seems cool about it now though, but he was definitely put off by it at…

Maybe it was a giant horse penis though? We really should see that picture for context.

As long as it's not his nephew's bris, it should go fine.

Could it be your state of mind that's causing this? For about six months after breaking up with my ex, I felt like that with everyone I met. It's only recently that I've been looking at people again with that feeling of "Hey, you're cool and we both like each other! I could fall for you!".

I came out to my brother on Monday, and it was great. I’m bi, he’s gay, and we should have had this conversation a long, long time ago. But we had it now, and it’s been really nice to see this whole new side of my brother. Like it instantly made us so much closer. I unfortunately won’t be seeing that much more of him…