Turn her down gently is exactly what I tried to do, but either my feelings got in the way or she handled it badly, and it wasn't good. Last Friday she Facebook messaged me asking for my phone number again, because she'd deleted it in anger last time we had talked. But she seems to be getting a bit over me, which is…

…maybe. Fuck.

I was thinking of blaming it on Italian-Brazilian women being crazy. But considering my ex is now signed up for a sugardaddy website while testing the human endurance for marijuana, maybe I just know how to pick them.

My life has actually been fairly intense for the past few weeks. I went from returning to Brazil all post-break-up sad and lonely to, well, something more interesting. I got hired by a big corporate law firm but in exactly the area I wanted to work on, so I took the job. That I would move to São Paulo and be paid tons…

Aw! He thought he was helping!

The first one was, at least, a very good airplane movie. I probably wouldn't recommend it in any other context.

Happy birthday! And good luck with your mom and your job!

This seems like a decent retooling of the show. The new setting looks like it will create some tension, and it seems like the better characters were kept. As long as Justin Theroux keeps jogging, I'm in!

I was expecting a Kubrick/Friends mash-up.

It honestly looked more normal than you'd think! When I asked him about it, he said it was too hairy previously, and that this way his small dick seemed bigger. Which, fair enough.

Sure. Let me know next time you're in Brazil and I'll hook you two right up.

I know, and you're completely right. I could blame it on being drunk or on gauging that as a top I was at a much lower risk or just that recently I've been an emotional mess, but that's no real excuse. I am usually very careful with these things, and I try to get tested regularly.

Oddly, hairy guy was hairy everywhere except for the completely clean shaven pubes. I guess I appreciate it wasn't a jungle, but a little hair wouldn't be bad.

He wasn't even really british! Just a cute Brazilian guy with an admittedly real-sounding British accent. And half of what he and his friends said was in English, but all stereotypical "gay" things. I'll cop to being turned off by how often "guuuuuuuuuurl" was thrown around by a bunch of Portuguese speakers. Super out…

I definitely will, as soon as the health insurance for my new job kicks in. I just feel like a complete idiot, because I definitely know better. To be fair, I did ask first if the guy had anything, but that doesn't preclude him from not knowing he has something.

I'm still trying to get over my recent break up, and this week I've started hitting Tinder/Grindr more heavily because I've been masturbating way too much. It was a big three day weekend here in Brazil, so I figured I might as well try to fuck someone.

I feel exactly the same. Just this week I gave it a shot and watched the first two episodes. I hear all the praise, but they were just painfully unfunny. Guess I might as well keep going until something gets better.

Oh, I totally understand your fear. I have a bit of dating experience, but my recent break-up was my first real relationship. And I still have no idea how to form another one. I'm just hoping it'll sorta happen naturally like it did last time.

I use "penis" a lot because I think it's funny. When I'm not trying to be funny, "cock" is cool.

I just broke up with my boyfriend about three weeks ago and it still sucks ass. We'd been living together for about a year now, and since I'm not a US citizen and my visa was about to run out, the discussion became what to do.