The Scirocco did it right.

Because it's shit.

Looks more purposeful and proportional than the 500L normal version.

Aside from being a shitty FWD GM product, and a FWD V6 (an inherently stunted creation except for VR6s; look at the Brera 3.2 and don't get me started on FWD V8s) - it looks pretty good and that shitty little screen could fit a modern LCD.

It is a clothing item. Big metal armor thing with wheels that propel itself. You know, like a Star Wars robot, or those Sci-Fi huge bots people get into? Or the Iron Man suit?

MOTHER OF GOD. That's what it's actually for, isn't it. Seriously.

PEUGEOT?! Oh no you don't. Their 508 surpasses the Passat, 208 GTI is a super fun cheap alternative to the DS3.

Jalopville is a curious ol' American town. A 320i's 180hp is 'underpowered'? So is a 116i? Well my my, aren't you some picky Americans! With your 80s 10HP/litre engines and huge caddies with 120HP of old, it really confuses me.

I say rebadge the PANDA as a Dodge or Chrysler and make a tradeoff for the Fiat Freemont.

I've seen plenty F40 rolling on ENKEI's, with a GTR-style wing (carbon bit worked into the shape). There's one in Japan, sans F-ducts, and generally race style.

That thing is great. Who needs a pointless 1960s RWD layout (yeah, S-Class, so advanced yet uses such a backward space-wasting layout) when you can have a transverse FWD thing that will zip you around town like a boss?

Now now, the Merkur is more of a E30 competitor

What if my internet goes down? I can't play anything?

That would be great especially since US versions of EU cars are nearly no different except for ugly ass amber indicators and stupid reg plates, and sometimes fugly bumpers.

CAR magazine said it drive and looks better than a base TT, and is cheaper. I recognize their authority.

Mercedes CLA?! I know the C Coupe looks like the current Accord Coupe.

I like that new GL, it's a very handsome thing and both nicely different and a better design than the ML. Granted, it has BMW-ripoff rear lights, but I think they look great at that, and are a ripoff not of BM's SAVs but rather its sedans, so it's marginally more acceptable.

Wait a sec, what do you replace a decade-old M3 with?

I'd love to toss around an M3 around some bendy back roads.

It's beautiful but the Daewoo Nubira ass is a menace.