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Oh thank god the porsche won. I'm a little tired of hearing about the GTR and all its greatness.

So every rape accusation is true. Implicitly this rape accusation is true, therefore he did rape her. Wow. Pro-tip dont ever study law youll hate the whole proof part.

The thing Lincoln needs to slightly justify its existence is a sedan based on the 2015 Mustang platform, or at least just the Falcon with a Lincoln badge. But it's current lineup, yeah.

Once upon a time, BMW could call its cars the Ultimate Driving Machine without people rolling their eyes and laughing. It's a bit harder to swallow in this era of diesel M cars, bizarre naming strategies, bloated designs and slow-selling oddballs like the 5-Series GT. Thank God for the E46 M3.

Neither, both are "Hey look at me, I just landed my first decent-paying job! I better show off." vehicles.

This one.

TRICK QUESTION! NONE OF THEM!

Flopppperrrrr

Floor shifters are for manuals and manuals are for sports cars, not 4 ton monstrosities like the Escalade.

I can't imagine a climate that wouldn't be an issue for gullwing doors of that size.

I would really rather just improve the hell out of public transportation to the point that all of these appliance driving people wouldn't see the point of even owning a car. Get all of the unskilled, talent-less, afraid, skittish, drivers off of the road and make it hard to get a license by raising the standards to

"For obvious reasons, we're all in love with the Lamborghini Veneno..."

Because FWD faux-luxobarge sucks bro.

Really though. Not Chris Brown? Not Charlie Sheen? Not Sean Penn?

I was really looking forward to the VW BlueSport Roadster.

You know what's more unhealthy than gasping your excruciating last as your heart starves for oxygen from lack of blood?