So at first I just thought you were kind of dim, posting that link over and over again as a real story when it’s transparently fiction.

Wtf is with you guys, are you casting models for a runway show? Where does this nastiness towards a victim’s looks come from?

I mean, the documentaries! How could she? Some of them might have been boring for a teenager!

Dude, right? Dear god, sometimes she was nicer in public than when you were at home? How did you ever survive? Were the Amnesty International people nice when they rescued you?

If Grace Jones said I didn’t have a soul I’d burst into flames and die.

Oh please, 90% of girls hate their Moms at that age. I know I sure did. (Actually I still kinda do and it’s like, 44 years later.) It’s part of the human weaning process. Not to mention the daughter has psychological issues she is dealing with at the moment. Or, maybe they don’t get along and never will! It happens!…

Pumping isn’t a break, it’s a necessity. That shit hurts if you don’t pump.

Are you? If women don’t breastfeed or pump frequently enough, their breasts can become engorged and it can lead to health complications. Should a woman not be allowed a little extra break time to make sure that doesn’t happen?

You mean the eyeliner that’s coming between you and God?

He was checking you out but then noticed you looking! He’s so shy...

I swear, I spontaneously hit puberty when Jordan Catalano leaned into my TV screen. My boobs grew 3 sizes that day!

Just when I thought it couldn’t get squickier, I read this:

I hate this woman.

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

I never get tired of showing this print ad from the 1970’s.

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.