Anna Merlan, I love you so much for this story. I read it when it was brand new, but I return to it time and time again when I feel sad. Ted Cruz is my Senator, and I hate that man with the fire of a thousand burning suns. Keep doing great work, and thanks again for the special piece.

Sold!

Yes, but I am more of a lurker.

I honestly do not know how, but it appears that I have been caught up in some kind of ban sweep over at Gawker. I see that I am welcome to star and reply here.

Oh, Lark! Honey.

in a perfect world, Donald Trump would be punished for his racist b******* by having to travel around the country and fire all the county clerks who are not following the law. They could make it into a television show.

you beat me.

that Gallagher guy really sucks at his job.

Did everyone get to say hello to Lee Maxwell Judd’s career? Yes? Okay, just checking. Now...

Do you even science, bro? This is a rare hybrid! But unlike a regular plant, this one will grow up to talk shit and embarrass its parents.

I watched the VHS tapes until I wore them out. I bought another set, and I wore that one out as well. When I read the series, I saw his face as I imagined Gilbert. I played Ruby Gillis in a stage production when I was 15 years old. This will never be okay with me. I am sad and disappointed, but most of all, I am sorey.

Reason #2783 to Avoid Second Marriage: This.

You did it! You made it out. I’ve been reading this shit for years, and I don’t understand how to get (and stay) out, either.

Come back. That’s messed up, dude.

I would fuck him right now to be closer to Bob. I’m not even ashamed.

Omg, that smile tho! That is creeptastic.

Dear Old Guy,

It has been awhile, but I think the total was about $16,000*. As I said, it was awhile ago, but I was also a youngun' (my parents paid for the wedding). We invited around 250, but had 150-175 attend. (*I initially typed $20,000, but I think I was probably including Honeymoon-type expenses).

YaY!

I am dying to read that interview.