Also: the “Blue” Moon was on Friday, when they found the bodies. The people were apparently killed on Tuesday. Given how stupid these cops are, I’m not sure if they decided it was a ritual killing because their suspect was Wiccan or they made the Wiccan a suspect because they decided it was a ritual killing. Or they…

Uh oh, carpentry tools? You know who was a carpenter? JESUS (and his stepdad.) Sounds like a ritualistic Christian murder!

Yep. Actually, I think the whole prosecutorial case was “Damien. Wears black....a lot. Doesn’t like football AND writes in a journal. I mean, c’mon!”.

It makes me legit sad that people will hear this and nod in enthusiastic agreement and pray extra hard for God to smite the sinners and pagans who worship the devil and murder people. Unlike Christians of course.

But that guys name is Damien! He MUST be the antichrist!

you forgot Satanists

Fun Fact #1: Meeting Mike Warnke inspired me to attend a Baptist seminary.

Yeah, that’s my understanding. This sounds about as “Wiccan” as it does “Christian” or “Jewish” or “Muslim”. If the killer actually identifies as Wiccan, he’s doing it wrong.

This sounds decidedly un-Wiccan. If someone was running around crucifying people, no one would describe the killings as “Catholic” in nature.

Hmm, remember the last time a police department/sheriff believed that “witchcraft” was the reason for a triple murder? Didn’t turn out so well...

My understanding may be wrong, but I thought wiccans are peaceful in their religious practices?

I need Damien Echols to weigh in here. Dude is an expert on “satanic panic” which is what this sounds like to me.

This pretty much says it all about this guy and his ilk:

why would anyone read the story? This is enough. ETA: nevermind. Go back and read the story.

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.

I’m so sorry.

When I found a phone that hadn’t been hidden or smashed and called the police after being drugged and raped by my husband in 2003 Maine police told me despite already having filed for divorce since we both had the house listed as out primary residence it was not against the law for him to rape me. They didn’t even…