The only number I care about is number 1.  The big uno.  This guy, that’s me.  Beyond that I could not care less for whatever the hell else.  See what I mean?

Man that guy’s a dick.

Denzel’s greatest moment was standing up to the canonization of Barack Obama, a mediocre Bush-like president.

Honestly I probably could if I tried hard enough.  Truth is I don’t get much satisfaction out of numbers, so I’ll have to pass.  I’m much more of a colors guy.  I like sounds too. Happy to work with you there.

The past is, too.

Came here looking for someone to blame for this and wouldn’t you know it, in typical Splinter Newsite’s Webpage fashion you outed yourself and I didn’t even have to lick a finger or ask any questions. Never change, Splinter. Oh my Lord.

Yeah, I think so.  Nobody has confirmed it for me but the evidence is everywhere I look.  

But... if you think about it, it kinda was.  In any case, my New Year’s Resolution will be to never use Kinja again.

But we are all here, aren’t we?  I mean in order to know my commentary - which is pretty groundbreaking stuff - you’d have to be here often enough to become familiar, yes?

Thanks man #StillBernin

Good advice. I need to dry out for a bit. This place is really addictive, something about all the fresh commentary.  This is my last comment on Splinter for 2018.

Well, Bernie would have won.  It’s you Hillary psychos that gave us Trump in the first place.  Turns out he’s actually pretty good.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driver%27s_licenses_for_illegal_immigrants_in_the_United_States

What Millennials Want to Hear: “OMG you are absolutely the greatest like House candidate we ever saw and it’s no wonder you won because you’re so amazing and unique and just wow. I mean wow!”

All he would need to do is take a peek at California.  They allow illegals to get IDs and therefore vote.  Luckily there’s only like 3 million of them there.

Your comprehension is not my cognition, mi amigo. 

The 2016 election was a pretty big one, no? Brett K’s confirmation could be another? The economy taking off as soon as Trump got rid of Obama’s ridiculous regulations? Beto losing? Still waiting for that Russia Collusion too...

I... excuse me? What do you mean “deification?” It’s like you’re saying she doesn’t deserve all the love, praise, and respect she is rightfully due before she dies. And she does deserve it. All of it. And more than that she deserves to hear her praises sung before she dies which could be any day now.

Which isn’t all that much when you factor in the constant anti-Trump blaring from all major media.

totes