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That actually seems like a real great way to game-ify the show.

They really missed the mark by not having a lawnmower racing game featuring Hank and the cast.

I would play a “King of the Hill” game where the objective is to sell propane and propane accessories.

Mmmmhm.

Uh huh.

yep

“The joy I feel is unmatched.”

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Oh thank god the last 2 minutes of each half always go by way too quickly 

I’m an editor and fuck every last one of them

This happens from time to time on far-right political blogs too. Turns out that trying to judge where the line is between "offensive" and "so offensive we have to blame someone" is hard to identify, especially for a$$holes. 

In the words of Dan Radcliffe at the Deadspin Awards...JESUS.

Fired for being too Barstool.

Why on Earth would that post pictures from the account that was just tangentially related to the missing woman? I mean, I assume because Barstool has a weird sexist minimum quota for their posts, but still... Jesus. 

I’m so excited to see which coaches will be bad at this.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

Their “EIC” spelling judgment “judgement” says all you need to know about barstool