Irving...has hired his longtime friend Alex Jones to help manage his career.

As someone who knows the value a signed basketball can get at a charity auction (it’s usually a lot, if it is a star like Kyrie), this is pretty shitty.

“But he has no problem signing the breasts!”

Not surprising - he doesn’t believe in things that are round.

He would have been interested if they were flat, not round.

He’s really trying to make that jump from locker room cancer to the elite “corporate cancer” club.

That's like... The opposite direction that would make them ergonomic. They should tilt the other way, which is why all modern game controllers are tilted the opposite way. Freaking weird. 

I’m hoping they move and rebrand as Rayons du Diable.

Why no “LOLMETS” tag on this?

Glad you caught up, I’ve had a front row seat to an F5 Poop Tornado since November 8th, 2016.

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

Christopher Lloyd Uncle Fester-lookin' ass

Let’s remember some bad NBA Contracts:

Personally, I’m most looking forward to watching the wave of deals that look horrific within weeks.

Apt headline considering that Adam Silver looks like a B-movie cryptkeeper. 

According to reports, Gar Forman is prepared to offer Tracy McGrady two max contracts.

That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said about anyone. 

“Luck, after all, as cruel and vicious as it often is, is the only thing that keeps this league from snapping into 30 jagged pieces and sailing into the sun becoming the Suns” FIFY

Chandler Parsons.....the Jared Kushner of the NBA ? Hey at least the Knicks didn’t sign him. 

Squeenix just released a $40 collection consisting of one gameboy and two SNES/SuperFamicon games, and you’re complaining about this??