That’s never stopped cops from shooting someone who’s black…

“But can he hit a 42-yarder?”

This is why you always fasten the shelf brackets to the wall studs. Because bears.

What the fuck do they make shelves from in Montana

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

That bare closet is now a bear closet.

Officers: You can leave now.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Actually, I’m pretty sure “Boston Proper” is the snobby boarding school from every 80s movie.

It’s 100 percent Kyrie talking while holding his nose and talking how a flat earther jock thinks a nerd sounds.

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

I’m gonna be pissed when it turns out it actually was him in disguise and this was just another Pepsi commercial.

“Mikey” is also an anagram of “Kymie”, which is almost certainly how Kyrie refers to himself. This is totally Kyrie.

Damn KD does a great Kyrie.

You should feel sorry for his neighbor.

Sorry about your wife

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him.

I Googled his name about an hour ago, and this was legit the resulting Wikipedia excerpt on him.

Denver is the perfect landing spot for him to be honest  They will essentially just redshirt him like they did with Vanderbilt and Michael Porter Jr.