Clearly he isn’t a flat earther.  He didn’t go to Duke.

You shall not - eh, go ahead.

As a pessimistic Wizards fan

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Remember when the Sixers drafted Markelle Fultz first overall? Good times. 

are any of these picks FRAUDS? 

    “Feel free to commiserate over the poor decisions of your favorite team down below.”

He will get along with Durant perfectly.

As a basketball player? You’re absolutely right. As a human being? Well, I guess people like Idi Amin and Ted Bundy did exist, so...

...so he’ll say “sore-ree” every 15 seconds while he’s raping you, then?

Go on... 

Man. I couldn’t disagree more. The protaganists were just...unlikeable, and the shift to the massive open world was just way too much. Miles wide, inches deep. The quests were never actually interesting and the whole greek mythology nonsense leaned hard away from history and into cheap sci-fi.

This is a franchise that surrounded LeBron James with Michael Beasley, Javale McGee, and Lance Stevenson. They might not know what they’re doing. 

At least AD finally got away from that incompetent franchise that squandered his early prime! He’s gonna love playing with DeShawn Stevenson, Jamario Moon, Andris Biedrins, and some other guys I’m currently remembering.

If Justin Beiber pays the Lakers $5m to be their 12th man, does that go back into the salary cap?

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

The time is right for the big comeback:

I just... can’t... get... behind... it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: They have moved so far away from what Assassin’s was that they’ve now ended up closer to The Witcher 3.

I can’t even call Kassandra or Bayek “assassins.” They’re just... really skilled soldiers. The assassination techniques and…

I’m nearly the complete opposite. I’ve stopped caring about them because they moved so far from what the series used to be. Syndicate was the last one I bought and had any interest in.

I think this series has gone way to far off the rails to be saved.