It’s okay, Drew. It’s not your fault.

Imagine how complex life would be if every product you consumed had to pass some idiotic test of moral righteousness.

Fun fact: if you're proud to be white, you can drink bleach to become *even whiter*! Own those libs!

At some point, people like this won’t have any sports, music, movies, television, nice clothes, or coffee left. Just like when they vote, they’re just continually owning themselves and degrading their own quality of life.

Currently soiling my Nike boxer briefs to own the libs.

Marshalls for sure you just need to be willing to wear that Nike shirt/shorts/pants that never sold anywhere else. I for one am, and I will not burn this shirt I paid 6 dollars for.

Go full-on Tibetan monk! Protest Kaep by torching YOURSELVES!

I would’ve never guessed TJ Maxx and Marshall’s sold so much Nike shit.

“Here are the expensive new Nike’s I already paid for!”

Our Soundman just cut the Nike swoosh off his socks. Former marine.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

One time to prove that Frank’s Red Hot makes everything taste better, I once dipped an apple into it.

This is peak FOX bullshit.

Imagine being a young defender on the Raiders. Knowing you can absolutely be one of the best players at your position (maybe THE BEST) and that the team will absolutely not value you and would just as soon trade you as extend you.

You know from the get go, you have no future with this team. Your best best is 3-4 good…

Fixed this for you:

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

Just look what it did for Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook.

You laugh but in a little while Las Vegas will learn how having a mediocre NFL team transforms a city into a thriving, cultured metropolis that is the envy of everywhere else. Just look at Jacksonville, Cincinnati or Glendale!