I still can’t believe she lied to him. But she did, yes she did did did.

I ended up watching the entire 3:44 minutes. Fire.

I mean they did sign him literally hours after their final preseason game. 

If the Raiders are smart, they’ll let Mack miss the first season game. Then extend him properly and welcome him back at their next home game.

Imagine the merchandise they could sell at the official, “Return of the Mack” game! My god...I get chills thinking about it. The Black Hole is screaming and going nuts. The…

Completely different soup-brained psychopath. 

I wonder how many attendees were hoping for Ozzfest, not Ozyfest.

BEING RICH
                      MEANS
  YOU NEVER HAVE TO
                                  FEEL EMBARRASSED
  ABOUT BEING STUPID

The reason no one hangs out with you is because of stuff like that.

All the intellect of a Trump rally, presented with all the pretension of a TED Talk.

On a weirdly related note: the only good instagram is the guy I swam with in college who adds pictures of all the shits he takes with the caption “Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair” to his instagram story. 

THERE IS

I think it’s more like how Laffy Taffy made chewing smart.

I work in content marketing and I can say with 100% certainty that the creators of this have no self-awareness and 100% definitely will list this as a form of progressive activism on their resumes in the future

“Look it up: Edison was a dick!”

At least that’s a purer kind of stupidity, a natural stupidity. Whereas this is an amalgam of “Well actually” + “How do you do fellow kids” stupidity, the type exhibited by someone with zero self-awareness, but who thinks they’re really deep and smart, but also hip and with it.

Musk is Thomas Edison if Edison never actually designed or engineered anything

Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.

Hey guys am I doing this right

It’s like how Snapple caps made drinking smart.

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