Ahem...Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles.

I knew him well (hung).

Prithee, thine one-fourths-rear has been ailing of late.  Shall we see him again upon the field within the fortnight?

On what day do you expect to demote Nick Foles?

[clears throat] To be or not to be, that is the question I have about Carson Wentz vis-á-vis readiness for Week 1.

That number came and gone. There’s been so many now that America seems to be used to them.

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

I think that’s the point he’s trying to make. That if the shooter is indeed white, then politicians will instead of focusing on the gun fetishment problem in America, focus entirely militarizing security, which will indoubtedly lead to an increasing of harassment towards Black people, brown people, “anyone not white,”…

This isn’t a “Gamer” thing (though those still clinging to the Gamergate banner are likely worthy of your scorn)—it’s a feckless fucking asshat thing.

People who have power fantasies that play themselves out in murdering other people with a gun, when those people have no means of fighting back are exactly the kind of…

Don’t worry, the president will do something about it. Try to ban game tournaments...

As long as the gun laws in America stay as they are, this is the new normal.

Twitter discourse is an oxymoron. 

I’m sick of reminders. Reminders that tell us “oh there’s nothing we could have done to stop this,” “this isn’t a guns issue,” fucking “thoughts and prayers.”

How many more stories like this until America realize guns has to be banned?

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

In one clip you can see the red laser sight keying in on the player sitting on the right of the screen. That is much more chilling than seeing the actual violence play out.

Fed up with this shit. Enough is e(fucking)nough.

I swear to god if this shooting turns out to be gaming related I’m probably fucking done with whatever little respect I had left for “Gamers”.

GLHF, where the tournament was held, is one of my favorite bars in town and run by just the best folks. This is so awful :(

Explains why ESPN recently eliminated the comments section below their articles.