Sister Mary is second to nun.

Good on her for wearing Under Armour. Excellent way to help avoid temptation and keep those vows.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Given Valve’s crap quality, zero customer service, and glacial speed in updating features (since everyone’s on Valve Time), it seems like this would mostly appeal only to people who have been kicked off (or ragequit from) Twitch and YouTube.

that the quality I would expect from steam

And knowing Valve’s record of quality control it could also become a competitor for Pornhub.

YOU DONE MESSED UP A-ARON

I created an fake nametag and wore it for a few weeks when I worked at Circuit City. I thought everyone understood my particular brand of humor and that I was pretty funny because everyone started playing along.

What does Kurt Cousins have to say about all this? 

Fell off a bathroom counter when I was 10 because I was trying to see what my asshole looked like. 

What makes you think I actually think anything? I’m not even real.

“They say it’s a girl, but I smell Arat!”

Careful, Laura. There’s a subtle difference between child abuse and child ab use.

Never forget the OG, who’s dad was willing to imprison his wife and go to prison to keep abusing his kid.

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

I’m going out on a limb and suggesting that a four year old with fairly thick arm and leg hair and a six pack is probably NOT an inspirational story, regardless of the gender.

“Wasn’t your motivation something totally different last time?”

are we sure it wasnt Joakim Noah in a disguise trying to get away from the Knicks?

There’s a perfectly logical explanation for this...

I see the Warcraft universe is just as consistent as ever.