The bar is still around, and plays a stickier defense at the rim than he ever could.

Melo’s not on anyone’s all time list, but he’s similarly a great player who could never win a championship by virtue of who he is.

I’m so excited. I eagerly anticipate many a powerless scowl from Chris Paul in street clothes as they lose in the Western Conference Semis.

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

I think the Rockets’ implosion over the next couple years is gonna be pretty fun to watch. Chris Paul is somehow both one of the greatest point guards of all time while also possibly being the main reason Chris Paul will never win a championship.

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

He should be lashing out at God for making him look like a human Mr. Potato Head.

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

When the Vikings say that nobody is better than Incognito, they actually mean they would rather have a 52 man roster than take him.

I’m sorry wittylibrarian, but there’s only one arbitrator in this town:

For my money this fumble is second only to the Butt Fumble.

Yeah it should be #PizzaHutHike

This is by far the best Jameis gif.

I think the penalty for complaining about having only part of your submission republished should be having the entire submission deleted.

I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt. 

I’ll never get over that his handle is “Jaboowins.”

I didn’t do it! 

There should never be a redemption narrative for Jameis. What he did is disgusting and unforgivable. And I can’t believe you posted the video of it.