Just looking at a system’s install base is bad business. It doesn’t matter that 70 million 3DSes are out in the wild if 60 million of them are gathering dust in desks and closets, and the other 10 million are only used for Pokemon. Even if the Switch has only sold a fraction of what the 3DS has sold, what matters most…

The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

Pretty fucked up that a dude who’s 6'4 and wearing a custom tie probably needs to give it the Browns’ starting QB treatment if he wants to fit all the names on there.

Fun fact: “straight class” is what Mike Pence tried to add to Indiana’s education curriculum, in light of his own insecurities about his mastery of the subject.

This speech is the real reason T.O. didn’t show up.

Fuck an off duty cop.

But do you remember when he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend at UM? She was black and ran track. Pretty prominent. Olympic-level.

Yeah, I didn’t think so. Nobody does. It got buried and cached thanks to Dennis Erickson, Dan LeBatard and Greg Cote.

Those of us that worked in Student Affairs…

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

I never once said anything about the boos starting after they pulled that. I know exactly how it went down, because I watched the event all weekend. All they did with their actions was completely justify the booing, and further fuel it by disrespecting the event and all the fans who were just there to see a great match…

Friendly reminder that you don’t set those terms. 

“At the start of the final reset, CaptainZack and Lima faced their Bayonettas towards one another but didn’t attack for several seconds.”

Bastard doesn’t even have the courage to look you in the eyes.

It’s still not ok if they don’t plan on following through.

Even if people were jerks to you first, I’m still going to condemn the fact that you took a dump on the carpet, spite or no spite.

It’s totally fine if the final two competitors are friends. It’s fine if they enjoy themselves, and of course it’s absolutely fine if they both play the same character, even if it’s a character as disliked as Bayonetta is.

That’s... not why people boo Tom Brady.

Death threats. To a 16 year old. For a bloody video game. Are you fucking kidding me?

Found the unruly spectator

Fuck, I didn’t even get Dick Wolf Blitzer’s name right.

Why would you want Kotaku’s Professional Video Game Expert Tim Rogers to get fired?