Schrodinger's Bullshit. 

When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

I don’t think Papa John wants Idris as a spokesperson.

“They’re not so much better ingredients, as they are separate—but equal—ingredients.”

...and you grew up to become Papa John?

“The day they mixed the white meats and the dark meats in buckets was the day our country lost something we can never, ever regain.”

I used to play bass for Spherical Representation of Depression.

I hear Elba is nice this time of year.

..what the Papa represents. He stands for the ingredients. He stands for the real meats. He stands for us all.

Millennial here. He’s actually spot on. We just voted red and green as the official colors of our generation at our annual conference last week. 

such as tweaking the red and green in the logo “to cater to the millennials.”

“You know, the Colonel also spoke of the better ingredients in which our Aryan brothers were made from, not like those oth.....*dial tone*”

And just 3 seasons ago, the Mets played the Royals in the World Series.

You wrote all of that, and you didn’t even mention investing all their money in Bernie Madoff’s scam. 

Dude, are you kidding? I’ve been a Mets fan for 30 years. Just in the last 11 years of that timeframe, they have:

Bad luck? Here’s a clue, if it feels as if you are always getting smote by fate around every corner, you are doing something to bring on your “bad luck.” The Mets would be better off if their ownership was a pack of raccoons.

I usually cringe at the LOLMETS tag because it is so often borne of journalistic laziness: bad luck and the occasional downturn bedevil every team now and then

Tebow’s gonna get a call-up to the Big Show eventually.

Yea it’s pretty discouraging. Dota 2 is one of my favorite games and it felt like the pro scene was on a good trajectory four or five years ago, but Valve never took on the responsibility of building out the kinds of support structure and sustainable institutions necessary to make it feel healthy and growing.

In a lot…

I might not be saying anything new, so I apologize if that is the case, but I’m starting to wonder if Valve even wants to change anything? The mood around the dota community seems to be that Valve does as minimal work as possible to try and get players interested, such as introducing new features to the game, only to…