pitbull once performed a concert at a walmart in alaska because a bunch of people decided to troll a contest he was having for what walmart to play at and vote for there, but he still went and had a great time

Get out.

“I think he is a joke that went too far and now everyone has to play along.”

You missed Mr Worldwide

DJ Khaled is a talentless hack who snuck into fame and fortune when more sensible minds weren’t paying attention. The sooner we can cast him off to the realm of Aqua, LFO, and the Baha Men the sooner we can come back together as a nation. 

I think he is a joke that went too far and now everyone has to play along.

Serious question: DJ Khaled is an actual musician? I thought he was a parody character, like Borat, because of all those Vines he made from a couple of years ago.

Honestly, that would have made financial sense. Just give away tickets for free...they’d probably make more money on concessions than they do now on tickets.

And, Kaepernick is still out of a job.

Look at Mr High Roller up here with his fancy seats.

Who’s life has been ruined?

I went to an Arena League game 15 years ago. San Jose Sabercats vs. who the hell knows. It was like a Van Halen concert with a foosball table in the middle.

The good thing to remember is that aside from the booing at his next few road starts, and the having to give an awkward apology, literally nothing else is going to happen to this guy. He’s not losing his spot, and given that he is an MLB pitcher, he *probably* wasn’t in line for any blue chip sponsorship deals. It’s…

I’m not a God-fearing man, but I thank Him every day I didn’t have Twitter when I was coming of age.

*knocks in wood*

And with the vast improvements in the Colts’ O-line, I’m sure that all of these positive steps will be permanent and not immediately erased by Week 3 of this season.

This is stealth marketing for a sous vide, isn’t it?

“Quick Everyone Knock On Wood”

Curt Schilling: “The problem is baseball has gotten too soft. We’re allowing far too many of them to come into the country and it is not as white as it used to be.”

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?