+ 1 exploratory triple jab step

Dennis Schroder does all the bad things Russell Westbrook does without any of the good things Russell Westbrook does. 

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

Legislating this shit out of football was always gonna be nye on impossible, and the fact this the role keeps need clarification up on clarification means two things.

It’s in fits and starts, but they’re edging closer to the epiphany that all football plays are dangerous and then football collapses into dust. 

The players will definitely experience confusion, probably along with dizziness, memory loss, aggression, and depression.

Get over it. No one cares about your strict definitions. This is the same shit that was said about rock n’ roll and later, rock. “Oh, it’s atonal” “Oh, the lyrics are nonsensical” “Oh, it all sounds the same.” “Oh, it’s all rhythm and no substance.” Blah Blah Blah.

You shut your whore mouth.

Finally! The proof we need that Papa John is just not a good guy.

I find the idea that he might have been inappropriate with his employees to be a little far fetched. I mean, is it even possible to make any pizza-based sexual innuendo? I certainly haven’t seen any 17 minute films that indicate that it is. 

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter

This means the Raptors finally have the advantage in the east, nice! 

Good PR, but I’m not buying it.

Mannnnnnnn, as an O’s fan, I’m super sad to see him go. There’s no substitute for the joy of watching a player like Manny come up through your farm system and develop into a genuine young superstar. He’s played with such joy and emotion, making incredible plays on a regular basis, and took us to the playoffs 3 times…

Well...

Out of the AL and into LA??

How is the world is not giving up young players and future picks for a one-year rental of a possibly-still-injured player—who clearly will give up on a team on a whim, and already signaled a desire to play for LA—a loss for the Sixers?

LOL, yes, truly, the wee Sixers have no chance of competing in the trade and free-agency markets with the big boys such as, uh, Toronto.