They fire the coach of the year, they trade away their star and a promising young player for a disgruntled, one-year rental.

They know how to say “fuck you” they just pronounce it “sorry”.

+3/5

It is not ok for Kawhi to sit out essentially two years because he wants to make sure he avoids an injury and can go to the Lakers for as much as possible. If he was legitimately injured it is ok for him to sit out until healthy but if he is healthy enough to play and not in a position to further injure himself he…

Josh Hader, is that you?

what a monumental FUCK YOU to Kawhi Leonard, who mostly deserves it, and an even bigger FUCK YOU to DeMar DeRozan, who didn’t realize Canadians knew those kinds of words

1. This is an own.

It was on the internet so it must be true.  It had quotation marks and everything.  You can’t fake those.

How does this deal make ANY sense for the Raptors? They were the 1 seed in the East last year, and the one man keeping them from advancing in the playoffs has vanished to some obscure town on the other side of the earth. Do you really think you’re going to improve your situation trading one of your stars for a…

Greatest Raptor? He’s third at best behind VC and Chris Bosh. 

It’s just like Chicago except everyone is nice to you there! 

Could the Raptors flip him?

Grandma takes are the best. My grandma is 96, and while she doesn’t watch basketball, she has baseball takes galore. For her 90th birthday I took her to a game at AT&T Park because she loves the Giants and had never been. All she did was complain that it wasn’t as nice as when she used to watch football at Kezar…

Shit, she might read this - I’M VERY SORRY IRIS

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

But we’re glad to see those of you still around are still around.

“The games really are the thing. Iris doesn’t watch SportsCenter, and she doesn’t get a newspaper or own a computer.”

Iris’ takes are good and calm and reasonable. Not sure how our society hasn’t fixed that for her yet. Can I mail her some internet?

This is fantastic.

These are legitimately good takes. Put Iris on TV.