Ever since Adventure Sonic games evoke groans of dread any time sonic team tries to add new characters. The sonic mania guys just did it effortlessly in a way that makes it exciting to revisit an old game. It is astonishing how completely out of touch the official sonic devs are.

I’m suprised you missed the one where this asshat casually mentions slapping his kid in a rush to jilt a parking attendant out of $57.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

There was an interesting postscript to the Sabathia trade.

I heard Obama speak in an interview the other day and I thought- holy shit complete sentences!?

I hear you but fuck that ‘WE’ shit.

The most impressive thing to me is the passive incompetence. Everyone hears the incompetence that comes out of his mouth every day, but there is so much of that we never hear about the passive incompetence like how he has allowed so many State Department foreign positions to go unfilled. This has allowed China…

He’s also 72 years old and still has not learned how to properly wear a tie. This man is representing America on the global stage dressed like a 7 year old trying to ‘dress grownup’ on Halloween

...And the US would never recover from the terrible and avoidable own goal they allowed on November 8, 2016...

“Mr. Trump, because you demolish country and succumb to my every dream of destroying the West, I give you game ball. Is fun, no? We laugh!”

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

Putin: Mr President, here is an official World Cup football.
Trump: Football? Football? I’m not idiot, this isn’t a football. A football is a different shape, whaddaycallit? Crosswise? That must be it, because it’s in my mind and I’m really smart. The smartest. My Geography teacher told me I knew my shapes better than…

MLS-level President. 

Trump wants nothing to do with a game requiring as little hands as possible.

She was just confused, neither of them have seen his balls in a long time.

We’re all just watching everything bounce past us

Yeah. I’ve thought the same. Every time a trade is made, there is so much hand wringing. We just gave up four future Mike Trouts for that guy!

You can still see Sabathia jerseys in the crowd at just about every game at Miller Park.

The best parts about looking back on blockbuster trades is just seeing how few of the prospects actually turn out