Same source this Sunday: “10-yard-line.”

The world cup final isn't "minor shit". 

You probably hate when batters admire their home runs, too, huh?

Get over yourself. He just scored in the biggest game he’ll ever play in. This isn’t American football. You see here in Europe, the players are allowed to have some fun after scoring.

This comment makes me cry, because I feel we're stuck with him

#greenolivesmatter

He looks like he wants to be Ryan Leaf.

It’s great, because he’s obviously so fucking drunk. His right hand is holding on for dear life.

+1 Rex Ryan special

What's wrong with it?!! 

give it a week....

But we don’t want to do business with Roger Goodell, period.

In response to Papa’s inflamatory rhetoric, Papa John’s has decided to rename their olives to just "black olives" 

Counterpoint: That photo is the only good thing about stories about this guy.

Who needs a Kentucky Colonelcy when you can be an Admiral in the Space Force. 

“Well I was just talking the way that the Colonel talks.”

Wait for Trump’s post-impeachment speech.

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

NASCAR sounds like a perfect spot for him to land his next sponsorship

I’ve heard of “you can’t fire me, I quit,” but “you didn’t fire me, I quit” is a new one.