Your headline implies you hate Jabari. Nobody with a shred of goodness in their soul deserves the Bulls.

Motion picture screen? Did it have sound AND color?

I’m heavier than I should be but I never seem to get comfortable sitting in my desk chair at home. It’s supposed to be a good one—a Steelcase Gesture—but the seat tilts slightly forward and my back stiffens up after 20 minutes.

I could get in better shape, but I’ve instead decided to complain about my desk chair…

I mean, it sort of makes sense. Car seats are something you would sit in for a very long time with minimal movement. This obviously extends to video games. Likely also to players on the bench in a soccer match who will probably be sitting down most of the game.

Monday the 13th. Antagonist is large orange cat seeking Lasagna.

Man this really sucks, you can tell they actually put lots of care into the game, and then to have the carpet pulled out from under them like this is such a shame. And yes there were bugs and glitches but this is a small Indy dev. This isn’t a large AAA release but I feel a lot of the community didn’t inderstand this…

That’s a whole lot of wasted time.

Man, Sands of Time was fucking good. When I did my very first computer build, this was the first game I got. Me and my older brother were completely staggered at how beautiful the game was, and how well my monster of a PC ran it. Quite the fire-breather that build was-- lasted for 10 years and ran Starcraft 2 just…

I do that too. Except my reason is so I don’t have to deal with the blinded horde clamoring for the exits.

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

It would have cost a lot more, but he had to take the comments along with it.

Now it’s gonna be REALLY hilarious when he buys Gizmodo Media Group next.

“10 Reasons Why Some Chode Bought Gawker.com”

On second thought, maybe some things should be burned to the ground... 

Well, I guess that mean he now owns this, so now he can be the one to try to get everyone fired (highly NSFW)

If he doesn’t cremate Gawker’s corpse, but instead tries to revive it, it’s a sure thing that the result will be substantially dumber than the original thing.

Wait, so you’re telling me Nintendo isn’t run by just one person, that one person being my dad?

Every article about a Switch port is filled with comments debating the relative merits of ports versus new releases. Does anyone honestly think the resources that went into porting this game would otherwise have gone into developing a new first-party game? It isn’t an either-or proposition.

Digital Foundry’s review said the 3DS version was shockingly good considering the system’s limitations. I think it comes down to your preferred form-factor. Captain Toad does seem more fitting on a system like the 3DS for some weird reason.

The Switch has already surpassed sales of the Wii U by 5 million. As much as I’d normally dislike so much of its library being ports, these have been really good games that a huge chunk of Switch owners never had a chance to play before.