Alas! Now I have to wrestle with the ethics of being an asshole and selling one on eBay.... That's the worst part for me right now. Haha. I'd love to have some sucker give me $30 for it and get the game essentially free....

Hate to see someone hanging. Cheers!

Want one? I have one leeefffftttttt........ And you're a lovely Nintendo mainstay around here, so I'm happy to share my last one!

Check your email, and enjoy!

Edit: Already gave codes away. Sorry!

I suspect it'll be good. I'm not one of those crazed "-ism" gamers raging against everything. I just know that I might find over the top sexuality a bit childish in the way it's represented here and it could knock my enjoyment down a few pegs. I appreciate that you're not on the other end of the spectrum and telling…

Never played the first one, but that's my fear, yeah. I mean, I don't get anything out of that and I think it feels like an active questioning of the audience's maturity on some level, but I won't begrudge anyone who enjoys it... The character or the game, in spite of that (or because of it). I just know it'll…

I don't know, actually. I'll be waiting for reviews, personally. My lingering concern is the extent to which the game amps up the gratuitous sex factor..... I feel like that'll inevitably alienate me more than anything else, but if the game reviews exceptionally well, I might be able to overlook it. I get the sense…

That seems to play a large role, and I think it honestly justifies these companies' decisions to not release on Nintendo's platform. Nintendo platform owners usually aren't interested in WatchDogs as a "big release" for them, and yet, for MS/Sony's platforms, it is, suggesting a very different user base to the point…

Hadn't thought about it that way, but this is definitely a case of now knowing your audience for shit.

I can't understand the move at all, honestly. I can't fathom what they'd want or need to do that their mountain of Minecraft money wouldn't allow them to do anyway, while remaining 100% independent.

I think that where this cycle shifts meaningfully, however, is in the mediocre AAA title still shifting millions of copies on the other systems..... because of reasons....? I guess because an inordinate amount of people buy games based on nothing but the number of guns in the trailers and the hype leading into…

Sad fact: I'll probably still buy it........ when it's way cheaper, that is. There aren't any other games like it on the system, so for sheer variety, I think it'll be worth checking out. My PC is WAY out of date to touch the PC version of the game, and I do try to play a "mature" game here and there to cleanse my…

Black Flag did hit, but the frame rate was a bit stuttery in my experience and it didn't look so hot, either. I also found the game kinda boring, personally, so those other flaws didn't help matters any.

Considering even the Wii U lacks it now, I can't imagine it happening, but we can dream...

Fair enough. Haha. I'm used to people coming on here trolling and figured you were being snarky. Sincere apologies, fellow internet citizen!

So, if you went to the store today and bought a 3DS, would it not be a "new" 3DS? You didn't buy it "used," did you? If people are too stupid to figure out that the Wii U is a new console, do you honestly believe that the name "New 3DS" is going to be easily understood? I want to have faith in people, but after seeing…

I think it'd be great if they release the system at 30 cents cheaper as well, just to make the complaints all the more silly. In fairness, I don't like paying for things that should be free, but 30 cents isn't enough to be bothered about, including the fact that I'd probably never bother. I have a Nexus 5 on me…

Oh wow. A game actually coming out on my birthday! If it reviews well, I may have a good idea of something to get myself as a little present. This never happens!

If this were on the standard 3DS, I'd buy it without a second's hesitation. Sure, I could play it on my Wii U..... but... I'd rather not pay crazy prices for it, and have to play in Wii Mode and not have true off-tv play (if the gamepad worked as a classic controller, well, I'd quit complaining about that). Not happy.…