Yes, thank you 24 year old, for telling me how long term relationships work.

An important part I had to learn is “You don’t always have to make everyone happy. Sometimes making someone mad, or upset, or sad is the right choice.”

I encouraged my boyfriend (who is extremely manly) to start using beard oil and within a week he’d gone out on his own and bought a kit with a comb and a boar’s hair brush. He says “It’s not itchy any more!” I also got him using moisturizer and lotion. He’s in heaven. Manly men also engage in self care. <3

I encouraged my boyfriend (who is extremely manly) to start using beard oil and within a week he’d gone out on his…

My mother tried to give me advice to stop my son from biting his nails. His nails are fine, he bites them off short and never bothers the cuticles or draws blood. Mine however are a nasty painful ragged mess from biting them since I was very young and it only getting worse as I got older and more anxious. I declined…

This is my Holy Grail lip balm. https://portlandbeebalm.com/

This is my Holy Grail lip balm. https://portlandbeebalm.com/

Seems like the White House could put together some kind of centralized resource including testing locations and stores selling tests, their hours, whether tests are in stock, etc, but what do I know.

I played one game ever and did well enough that I don’t feel the need to ever play again.

It’s the Gooch Week.

Lol Pax can absolutely be beat, easily. Thing’s trash.

Mmmmmmm delicious cancer and fetus

Nope. Fuck em, every single one of the bastards. I am happy to have spiders in the house, they’re my lil buddies, but these things can burn in hell.

That is heartbreaking

Drippings. “Vhy am I drippings vith goo?” Very important.

Ok real talk. I watched the first two episodes and didn’t love it. I know there are PLENTY of shows that I recommend people skip the first few eps (Rick and Morty), or it doesn’t really get good until season 2 (Parks and Rec). Is this like that? Or is it more like Archer where if you don’t like the first couple…

It’s fine? Jessica and Leto are played by appropriately aged actors and it’s very normal to cast a person in their 20s to play a teen. I don’t understand why this is even an article, are you guys running out of things to talk about? 

Paging Lindsay Ellis:

I was going to make this comment if it wasn’t here already 

I’ve been listening to podcasts for SO LONG that I actually DID become friends with the hosts of some of the podcasts that I started listening to in the beginning simply because podcasts were so new and niche and the audience was so small it was less parasocial than actual social. 

Step one: read this book

It’s very important that when we protest the actions of the wealthy elite ruling class that we do it in a way in which they always feel safe, secure, and comfy. Can’t have them shaken up or slightly inconvenienced in any way, that would be gauche.