It would be cool while you’re running stories about how the Emmys are too white if you also maybe ran a story about a missing or murdered woman of color for every story and update you run about Gabby. Just a thought.

SAME I was wondering how she eats pizza that could go so wrong...

All my bones hurt, I haven’t had a drink in months, I am currently gently pissing myself, I can only eat mashed potatoes and only after about 8pm or I will be sick. Oh wait, were you actually asking how I was or did you just want me to perform motherhood for you?

It’s been a few days, how’s the experiment going??

Yep! It’s like having a towel down before you make a mess vs trying to use a towel to clean a mess, works a million times better. :D

I’m on my second Amope and I love them. I buy the refills cheap on Wish or somewhere like that. 

Hot tip: Dry shampoo the root of your hair before bed. In the morning it will have soaked up all your head ooze and you will wake up with lovely hair. I only have to wash my hair twice a week this way and I’m a grease monster otherwise.

Hahahahahahaahhaha. I had work bullies and I did all the things, talk to boss, talk to HR, etc. Nothing happened until I recorded them and then I got in trouble for recording them without their consent. On the bright side I was already in negotiations at my new job at that point and was able to quit shortly thereafter.…

You’re supposed to lick the boots, not gag on them

Wow why on earth would Lifehacker write an article that doesn’t apply directly and specifically to me! Every single human being on earth has the exact same wants, needs, and boundaries in relationships as I do and anyone who says they don’t are lying and will almost certainly ruin their lives! And anyone who tries out…

Came here to make sure Puffin Rock and Sarah and Duck were mentioned, but you missed Apple and Onion! That show is basically Broad City for kids and it’s a DELIGHT.

I tried having a conversation with my parents a few years back about stuff like this. I presented it like “Hey, I’d like to be able to help and protect you guys are you are getting older. Here are some common scams, etc that are targeting seniors...” and just got a lot of “We’re certainly not OLD people we have…

I had this book on preorder forever and it had to show up after ANOTHER preorder which I also can’t read yet because I’m reading a different book that my CRUSH recommended so I’m basically salivating at this point...

Iowa here and yeah, there are more than a few bars I’ve felt perfectly comfortable bringing my kid, as long at it was still daytime. Kids get mocktails or draft root beer and play on the video games while the adults chill. There are plenty more that I absolutely will not bring my kid to. Midwest bar culture is…

I was gonna say no but there’s a pineapple one 🍍

Because if the content creator was anything other than white and thin there would be no audience for this shit. A white thin lady exudes authority to a certain group of goopy drones and they will loudly cheer on whatever she does. A fat person or a person of color wouldn’t get a single like on a video like this, just…

I love Ann and Dave, they’re fantastic

Same, my 9 year old is going back in the fall. I’d really prefer he be vaccinated by then but zoom school has been such a piss poor clusterfuck I can’t see myself putting him through that again even if he can’t be.

Literal masking so you don’t have to keep socially masking! Perfect!

I went to Drag Me To Hell in a packed theater. It was a perfect movie, so gross and funny and scary all at once. We get to the part where she is at dinner with her boyfriend’s parents and the cake on her plate opens an EYE and she STABS it with her FORK and