Sure but when she growls back at you instead of glowing like a princess in a fairy tale please don’t be too offended. I can’t count the number of people I wanted to flatten the last month I was pregnant because they simply couldn’t take “I feel like shit all the time and I just want it to be over” as a valid answer.

I am wildly confused by this whole situation. She says it’s been a month since she glued her hair down, but it’s still sticking flat to her head? In a month has her hair not grown at all? Has her scalp not shed any skin flakes? Shouldn’t she have a weird slick helmet on top of new growth and dandruff?

We did a Halloween tree this year. Fake spiderweb makes great tinsel.

I was fully prepared to look at the 9-11 range and feel like a lazy crappy parent for not making my 9 year old do enough chores, but he’s def doing most of those already. It’s very possible my childhood was not normal lol.

Did the divorce myself with the assistance of my lawyer friend’s paralegal coworker. (And I do mean myself, my ex was of no help) Between the filing, the printing of the final document because they only email you the document now and nobody at the DMV takes a pdf when you need to update your driver’s license and they…

I’ve made “baked baking soda” for homemade ramen noodles a few times. I wonder if you could get even more bang for your buck by using it here too? I imagine a stronger alkaline would mean you need to use less and potentially have a smaller effect on the flavor?

I’d literally just scrubbed this pan with Dawn. 

Oh. She was a naturopath. She probably got a UTI and tried to cure it with herbs.

Yeah and sometimes diet and exercise can cure diabetes and heart disease but sometimes it can’t and people actually need medication to live and that’s ok and we shouldn’t shame or dissuade people from using the medication they need to survive just because someone else doesn’t need it.

Of course be mindful of what you’re posting at all times but also, groom your old posts. I check Facebook Memories every day and if I see something I posted and it makes me 😬 or 🤔 or 😐 I just delete it. Twitter I like to go in and just delete any tweet older than a year now and then. Who knows what kind of ironic…

Once again Schrodinger’s Douchebag rears his ugly head

Here’s a delicious thing you can do to frozen broc that’s waaaay tastier than steaming: https://evanandkatelyn.com/2020/06/making-our-most-cooked-dish-magic-broccoli/

I’ll have a conversation with someone who is super excited about Biden becoming president and genuinely thinks he will bring about positive change in our country, even though I think that’s all bullshit. Is that far enough out of my bubble? Because I won’t give a Republican the time of day regardless of how friendly…

I got confused and saw the couples thing as a next level for singles. I still hate this fucking country.

Wait, if I make MORE money I GET more money? This is stupid. I hate this fucking country.

March 5. My son was at his dad’s, as he is on all Thursday evenings. Went to my favorite bar for a beer and ran into a friend who was there to record the open mic night at the comedy bar in the basement. I joined him to watch some comedy, and because I’d been trying to hook up with an employee there. I remember…

I lost weight for most of my pregnancy because I was too queasy to eat much of the time, so I ended up back in my pre pregnancy clothes about 2 weeks after I had the kid. But I gained like 20 lbs breast feeding. Also, my feet and fingers all ended up a size larger post pregnancy. Life is weird.

My parents left the Catholic Church but kept the guilt and shame, so every conversation I ever had with them that could possibly be awkward was full on balls to the wall deeply uncomfortable. I decided that was not going to be the situation with my son, so I never ever shied away from any question he ever asked. None…

My last in office job I talked to my boss and HR repeatedly about the shitty toxic bullying behavior of my two coworkers, a father and son team named Shane and Gary Drinkwater YEAH I SAID IT YOU FUCKERS COME AT ME. Anyway nobody did shit, and they actually tried to put it on ME to be a better coworker and try harder…