Every year for the past decade at least (except this year 🙃) my small nuclear family has had a second “Let’s actually cook interesting new recipies” tgiving the day after the big extended family “Cook exactly the same thing Grandma Betty cooked in 1965 every year and god help you if you try to be creative TRIFLERS”…

Edit: Classic Ronnie coming back after saying buh bye, now this gif makes no sense.

My guy, who thought it could pull off becoming president for 4 entire years? I have no doubt that if he and his handlers want something they have the ability to get it.

I love spinning, love it. I have some lovely Turkish hand spindles and a nice beginner wheel. Once COVID is over I’m going to a fiber festival to test drive some more wheels and get myself a really nice one, I’m really interested in the Kromski Fantasia 🤤

Note to editor: You’ve clearly used a pic of two soulless, empty eyed, wax dolls instead of two humans. Please be more careful next time.

I loved the show and yes, am considering at least one accent wall full of wallpaper, or maybe a velvet curtain arch.

Make sure if you’re using lecithin (I like sunflower personally) you DO NOT do the weed butter/oil method that uses water. The water will emulsify with the butter/oil and you will end up with a mess.

Love Enilsa and Rhys but my one true love is Jada:

Jesus, my divorce process took about 18 months, due to multiple fuckups at the courthouse and my ex’s complete inability to complete basic tasks. Can’t imagine handling 4 of those and 4 entire weddings, courtships, interim dating partners, etc all in a decade. Does she have hobbies? Maybe she could take up knitting to…

Or instead of putting the person your child will be dating in terms of what she will eventually mean to a man, maybe just tell your sons “She is a human being and deserves to be treated with the same respect you would like yourself treated with.” But I’m just a divorced bitter cat lady, I’m sure I’ve got my panties in…

I’m so stressed I’m actually using my Hitachi Magic Wand on my shoulders

Of course, thank you for the correction.

We kicked Rod Blum last election and replaced him with a Abby Finkenauer, the second youngest woman ever elected to the senate. My good friend Lindsay James took Abby’s state representative position, I cooked a lot of pulled pork to feed her door knockers. I’ve already voted for Theresa Greenfield and I am fairly…

Even if he doesn’t “win” he’s not leaving office. He may not be “President of the United States of America” any more, but he’s certainly going to be the chief of state.

https://www.wlky.com/article/police-discover-thousands-of-stolen-items-in-former-church/3752641 If anyone is genuinely looking for answers to this house

Himbos are canonically beautiful, dumb, and respect women. Mittens is not a himbo.

This is the part of “Marriage is Work” that my ex husband never really grasped. It’s your job to make your partner feel loved, wanted, sexy, funny, etc. You had a hard day at work and hit every red light on the way home and are tired and just want to crash when you get home? Well you should still make sure your…

You’re exactly right. After the honeymoon period wore off my husband would only really touch me when he wanted sex. You have to make physical, affectionate contact with your partner constantly to maintain your bond. You have to constantly make an effort to make your partner feel sexy and wanted, and hopefully they…