Exactly as dumb and brilliant and wonderful as it could possibly be.

I have a fb friend who is SO MAD about moviepass. Just watching him froth about it is really entertaining.

Yuuuuup. And most of the points were for half days, like my kid was sick so I took the morning but arranged for my mom to take him in the afternoon, or I’d come in after the plow de-snowed my street or whatever. But they still counted as full points.

At my last job I ended up with a written warning because I’d accrued too many “points”. These “points” were accrued every time I took time off. I had plenty of pto left, so I wasn’t abusing the system, they were just mad I had taken my time off sporadically, mostly because my kid was sick from daycare or there was too…

I tried Campari a few years ago and I swear I just got the taste out of my mouth last week. My IPA loving husband has really gotten into Negronis lately tho.

I’ve never gotten more compliments on a pair of shoes than I have in the 2 years I’ve had my crocs ballet flats. I genuinely hate that I’m a regular crocs wearer now but god damn they are comfy and cute and don’t hold foot stank.

She was New Pam tho, so you’re not far off.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyZcWxBp_TA

AgentRockstar nailed it. You can set different click patterns and whether the phone is on and unlocked or off or on lockscreen to distinguish the actions.

I did this to my S8 like 5 minutes after I got it. Can’t stand Bixby. Now the button play/pauses my media, turns my flashlight on and off, pulls up my camera, and pulls up Google Assistant.

Nah the poor thing has been sick with every pregnancy. I was sick with mine (never really puked, just constant nausea) and lost weight for the first half and only weighted about 20 lbs more than I did pre-pregnancy by the end. I was back in my pre-pregnancy jeans in two weeks.

I got my pussy shaved this summer too. He’s too old to take care of all that fur and it matted up fast. He’s so much happier now.

And then in 10 years when there are no breeders keeping those breeds standard and we only have mutts breeding with other mutts in idiots’ back yards, how are we going to determine how those puppies will grow up?

Hey so I get the whole “adopt don’t shop” ethos, but we also need to support responsible breeders. Because puppies gotta come from somewhere and if no one is allowed to responsibly breed them then we’re only getting puppies from

It’s so important to teach your kids to use the right words for the right body parts. 

Of course he loves breastfeeding. He was always right there watching every time Ivanka breastfed her children.

My dad and I are both accent thieves—if we talk to someone with an accent we have to consciously maintain our midwest accents or risk naturally mirroring their accent back. I can totally see being surrounded by British people all day a person could just naturally slide into the accent. In fact, I’m certain that if she…

Kid timing has a lot to do with it. 

You do you, but I’m keeping mine under wraps. Espesh during these sweaty humid months. I actually wear two pair when not in bed, a cotton pair under and a wicking pair over.

I also spit on the dry TP if I’m not home with my bidet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m just spitballing here but maybe it was like ultimatum time where one was going to leave without a commitment like marriage, or there were other underlying issues that they thought they could “fix” with marriage. Then when things aren’t magically better/easier/whatever they realize it’s time to split up.