I bought 2 TCLs last xmas and have almost no complaints. The Roku menus are a little slower thank the Roku 3 I was using before, but after a few months I barely noticed. I love only having one remote to control it. 

I bought 2 TCLs last xmas and have almost no complaints. The Roku menus are a little slower thank the Roku 3 I was…

Yeah, I know. Magic isn’t real. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

You should give Lock In a read.

I mean while we’re comparing dumbs you’re the one who can’t figure out how to reply to the right person sooooooo....

Insider tip: There are no “real” psychics.

Give the officers a break here, it was dark out and they probably thought she was black.

Oh My God yes! That one nurse was the literal only one that made sense, everyone else was just batshit. I gotta watch this again, anyone know where it’s streaming?

Don’t mind me, just throwing up forever.

Don’t mind me, just throwing up forever.

I mean, it’s possible that they’ve spent a long time together and she’s gained some weight, has three children, and is aware that if they get a divorce she’s now a older single mom who knows she can not depend on her coparent for any support, and has a greatly reduced chance of finding another man who might want her.…

Any advice about how to talk to my parents about how I’m talking to my son about sex?

Though my parents had both left the Catholic church by the time I could talk I still got a VERY Catholic-ish education about sex. Basically, vaginas are dirty, masturbation is gross and shameful, sex is only for married people, you…

Easy. Peel it, soak it in soy sauce for a few minutes (optional), cut in half and plop in noodle soup. Consume.

I mean yeah he’s Korean, but casting John Cho is literally never a mistake. What, the role is an elderly jewish grandma? Cast John Cho. I’ll watch it in the theater and buy the DVD.

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Bridesmaids, Crazy Ex Girlfriend (oops sorry, white girl + asian guy too), Love Actually.

Awww yay! I hope they are super happy forever.

This is what he looked like in his first book. It was all about how he was embarrassed about his big nose and learned to accept himself the way he was.  

This box, in my fridge, alone or with seltzer over ice. That’s my summertime bev.

No one cares, Figgis. You’re only here to round out the numbers.