Femmecup! It’s the squatest one and when I cut off literally the entire stem I can fit it all in my vag under my weirdly placed cervex! Hooray accommodating my weird anatomy!

Whenever I close my eyes.

OMG! I just burned my thumb on a pop tart about a month ago! Got a big, gross blister that I ended up pinching off while clipping my son into his car seat. Thumb is nearly healed by now, but not quite.

Had to stop right at 2:15 and talk about Emilia Clarke’s amazing lipstick. OMG.

It is, however, an excellent tool to use when helping a user out with their computer issues. “Just this once let me do this thing” is a much gentler way of saying “You moron, I know you didn’t do this right last time, I’ll do it right this time and show you how to do it.” Another one I use a lot is “Hey, just for fun…

Betty’s a supposedly grown ass woman with multiple children. She needed to suck it up and be a mother to her child.

Yeah, pretty sure you gotta replace your mascara at least every 6 months or you’re asking for pink eye. I’ve never, ever used up the last bit of mascara on that schedule.

Seconded!

How do I send these people money?

WTF? I don’t care about open spoilers on a Mad Men related post, but come on! This is not cool.

Don’t judge her for doing whatever she can do keep herself healthy. The brother made it plainly clear that he wants nothing to do with the mother, it’s not the sister’s job to facilitate some kind of introduction behind his back.

A five foot snake is not a big snake at all, I have no idea why that would be a metric regarding whether it’s venomous or not.

We’d still eat Kraft Dinner, just more of it.

Yay Iowa! We also had Gay Marriage third, so add that to the “pros” column.

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At the age of 1, unless there are unusual reasons not to, you can start them on whole cow’s milk instead. Everyone celebrates when they can stop formulaing, it’s a fantastic day.

We’ve been looking at houses recently and we looked at one with awesome built ins all over the house, and a huge amount of books in each one. Just hundreds and hundreds of books. So awesome, I wanted to live there with all the books.

I am trying so.hard not to freak out but it’s sooooo hard. *deep breath* Ok, be cool, don’t get too excited.....

Ellen Wong! Good age, and we know she can kick some ass.

Yes! This exactly! My male coworkers do the same thing, staying all night, working on weekends, etc. And then my manager will snidely mention that I never stay late...um...because I do my work when I’m here maybe? And get it all the fuck done so stop hassling me? Oh wait it’s because I’m not a team player? Gotcha.